A FINAL SOLUTION TO THE INCEL PROBLEM, NOW IN PAPERBACK

Andy Nowicki's latest work, A Final Solution to the Incel Problem, which was published in three serialized installments on Kindle, is now available in paperback in its entirety. 

A MAN-SIZED DILDO

The following passage is taken from Andy Nowicki's A Final Solution to the Incel Problem, Part 3: The Master Monk Speaks, now available on Kindle.

The Master said:

You forget, yet again.

You keep forgetting, distracted adept of mine!

Or rather, you don’t forget, because you never learn in the first place, thus removing even the possibility of forgetting, since a man can’t possibly forget what he never even knew.

ENFORCED INCELDOM

The following passage is taken from part 2 of Andy Nowicki's serialized work, A Final Solution to the Incel Question). 

Part 2 is now available for purchase on Kindle here. 

Part 1 may be purchased here.

Before there were “incels,” there were “losers,” “dorks,” and “nerds.”

Semantics are forever shifting. But has anything underlying language truly changed? 

In fact, yes, things have changed, and not for the better.

WE ARE THE UNWANTED MEN

"We are God's unwanted children? So be it!"

(The following excerpt is taken from part one of Andy Nowicki's serialized publication, A FINAL SOLUTION TO THE INCEL PROBLEM, which may be purchased here.

Those in my position could very well call ourselves “born again incels.” 

Thus, when I address my message to the incel population, whose ranks, as I have observed, appear to be swelling, I am most emphatically NOT talking down to people whom I paternalistically wish to assist, as my progenitors ached to assist me when I was a gawky, dour-faced, acne-scarred lad. Instead, I speak with collegial regard to those who, like me, face a grim life of loneliness and rejection.

PRAYERS VS. ORGASMS

The passage below is taken from Andy Nowicki's new publication, Ravages of the 'Rough Beast,' now available on Kindle, and in paperback.

In his Confessions, St. Augustine famously recalls his youthful prayer: “Oh Lord, make me chaste… but not yet.”

"DEMON IN THE ROUGH"

(The passage below is taken from Andy Nowicki's new publication, RAVAGES OF THE "ROUGH BEAST," now available on Kindle, and in paperback.)

I write with the consciousness of a man who strongly suspects he has acquired a demon.

While not feeling himself to be overtly possessed by said demon, your faithful interlocutor nevertheless struggles to comprehend his current psychic state in absence of rhetorical recourse to citation of the doings of the denizens of the infernal realm.

WHY MUST TRUMP PROTESTERS BE GROSS AND RIDICULOUS?

Are they unaware of just how alienating their contrively repugnant antics are to most normal people?

Do they know that such displays of grotesquery are likely to be unhelpful to their cause?

Or is all of this conspicuous degeneracy a symptom of something else entirely?