Thank you, dark-skinned multimillionaire jocks, for showing my impoverished lily-white self the truth! |
Though I'm a man living just above the poverty line, whose career prospects have been severely hampered by organizations like the Anti-Defamation League defaming me by calling me racist Nazi, I have come to see the light and now humbly acknowledge my undeniable ****WHITE PRIVILEGE****, thanks to the melanin-enriched millionaires of the NFL who are oh-so bravely taking a knee while the National Anthem plays before kickoff.