TREAT *YOURSELF* FOR VALENTINES' DAY

An essential message for all low-status men!

This February 14, instead of buying something expensive, fattening, and useless for your girlfriend or wife, why not instead treat YOURSELF to something cheap, healthy, and essential?

The Ruminations of a Low-Status Male trilogy by Andy Nowicki:

More richly delicious than chocolate!

More exquisitely beautiful than roses!

Less unwieldy than a Vermont Teddy Bear!

Ruminations of a Low-Status Male, Volume 1: Status-Lust and Self Loathing

Ruminations of a Low-Status Male, Volume 2: Celibacy and Hypergamy 

Ruminations of a Low-Status Male, Volume 3: On Being Unwanted